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Web 2.0 Pack

This pack is written for the 1%.  If you’re not a member of the socioeconomic elite you might want to keep clicking.  Or listen to a few tracks for a taste of the good life.

 

BUY THE COMPLETE PACK

Web 2.0 Pack - Complete
Web 2.0 Pack - Complete
Own rights to the entire Web 2.0 Pack for $250! 10 tracks (a total of fifty alternate mixes) encompassing several genres. A massive 1.4 GB of theme music for hedge fund managers neatly wrapped up for optimal consumption.
Price: $300.00
Price: $250.00

 

 

INDIVIDUAL TRACKS

Before it was cool
Before it was cool
Remember slap bracelets? We used to wear them in a non ironic way. We have the garage recordings of every band you like, on a yakbak. We used these recordings along with folky instrumentation to create a quirky indie small town song for those living in a lonely world.
Price: that doggy in the window
Price: $30.00

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For Well Qualified Buyers
For Well Qualified Buyers
This song was originally region coded to only play on Ultra Audio Disc players from countries with a per capita income of 8 figures or more. For an undisclosed amount of time we have made it available to you, the unwashed masses (their words not mine...sort of). This song is a high tech meeting point between arpeggiated pizzicato strings and sequenced rhythm with heavy automation. (Programmed on a simon rhythm game)
Price: the launch codes
Price: $30.00

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Simpl 2.0
Simpl 2.0
A song from a simpler time (around 2007). This track embodies the soul of coffee shops, lomo photography, and a world that cares about community and bikes and stuff.
Price: a favor of our choosing
Price: $30.00

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Analysis
Analysis
Server rooms, blue lights, test tubes, photo enhancement, and rock hard science. If any of these words describe you or your business this is a must download. Synth and tightly chopped electronic percussion provide an excellent backdrop for all of your tech jargon needs.
Price: $4.82 x 102
Price: $30.00

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Point To Point
Point To Point
Are you intimidated by today's newfangled technology? Do you yearn for a simpler time when you could understand your telephone? Well, fear not - upon first listen to this track we guarantee that the Luddite fog in your brain will be cleared right up. Welcome to the 21st century, a century of simple devices performing complex tasks.
Price: sports almanac from the future
Price: $30.00

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Dubious Metrics
Dubious Metrics
Shred the documents! Book me a flight to a non-extradition country immediately! The books have been cooked for far too long and the SEC is onto the whole scheme. A chilled out atmosphere created by treated strings, piano and acoustic drums gives way to a more sinister electronic passage full of suspense. This song is a journey, not unlike the journey taken by so many companies in these tough times.
Price: 100 shares of an exotic financial instrument
Price: $30.00

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Pair A Dime
Pair A Dime
If you stopped to pick up every piece of loose change you see, you would be a moderately wealthy person. This is our model for success. We call this model, Pair a Dime. We also call this fun high energy motivating piece of music Pair a Dime!
Price: $0.20
Price: $30.00

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Infinite White
Infinite White
What's more simple than an infinite white backround? Lots of things. Do you know what it takes to light one of those? It's more about the illusion of simplicity. Kind of like this track. Ukelele, Glockenspiel, and Celeste combine to give your product the illusion of child like simplicity and innocence. Use it to pull them in, then rake them over the coals for every penny they've got!
Price: the smile of a child
Price: $30.00

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Challenge Accepted
Challenge Accepted
We face challenges every day. Sometimes our plastic lomo cameras break, and sometimes our distressed jeans tear unintentionally. Either way what defines us as people is how we overcome these challenges. Aviator glasses also help define who we are as people. Let the mellotron guide you into a chamber of cellos only to be playfully interrupted by a 1973 Rhodes on steroids to take you to the destination you never knew you were headed to.
Price: 1 fixed gear
Price: $30.00

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The Urban Dictionary
The Urban Dictionary
You're out of touch. Did you know that we live in a rapidly urbanizing world? The United States is 82% urbanized. We looked it up in the CIA world factbook! Singapore is 100% urbanized. How are you going to communicate with all of those people - you know - the majority of the world? You're going to need an urban dictionary! Go with this track (or "cut" to the urban cultural elite) for starters.
Price: street cred
Price: $30.00

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